• guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
• guys: ew fat chicks

In the future...

• Husband: What are you doing?
• Me: I found my old Tumblr!
• Husband: Can I see?
• Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
• Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
• Me:
• Husband:
• Me:
• Husband:
• Me: No.