- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
In the future...
- Husband: What are you doing?
- Me: I found my old Tumblr!
- Husband: Can I see?
- Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
- Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
- Me:
- Husband:
- Me:
- Husband:
- Me: No.










